Bible thumpers

Today, as well as last tuesday (or thursday, i forget), there is some kind of bible group that takes it upon themselves to populate the upper campus and shout at students like assholes.

naturally, i was curious to see what they had to say. but it's sad that so many students fall for the trap. its such a sad situation. these guys hold up these signs that say stuff like "atheism will send you to hell" or "masturbators, sinners (etc) it's not too late, find jesus" blah blah blah blah blah. however, it seems that to some students, these signs say "im an idiot, and i need you to tell me, so bring all your sarcastic, your patronizers, your hard-headed and argue with a wall". because that's what ends up happening. i passed this one girl having a "discussion" with one of these jesus freaks and she was ever-so sarcastically pretending that she had interpreted the bible wrong for the entirety of her life. the first time these asscracks were here i was with kelsey, and she took it upon herself to challenge a guy who held a sign that said "in 5 seconds i can have you following jesus" or something similar. now i was curious to find out what he meant as well, but kelsey, she took the bait unfortunately. and the guy handed her a pamphlet. so the trick was that it takes him 5 seconds to hand out a pamphlet that you have to read front to back and then be magically converted.

basically what i'm trying to say is that, first of all these guys are utterly stupid. that goes without saying. i already hate christianity, but these guys really give them a bad name. everyone knows, religion is like your genitals, you should never expose it in public and you should never shove it down children's throats. but here these assholes are on a college campus of all places. but what's really disappointing is how these students fall for it. it's all well and good to stand up for what you believe in, but there's no changing the mind of these guys, so don't try. it's a waste of your time, and it's what they want. instead, maybe make and hold a sign of your own that says something like "jesus was a zombie. he ate brains" or "yay for sodomy". that would be both hilarious and would make you not look like youre falling for their stupidity.